I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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