Cold hands, warm shart.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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