i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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