He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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