so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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