I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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