Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
now i know why i became what i already was.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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