plz talk dirty to me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Will exercising make me less horny?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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