i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm getting married
To pizza
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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