3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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