idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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