Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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