You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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