she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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