i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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