If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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