I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
