Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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