I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My liver is preforming stress tests.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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