fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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