Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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