What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
