All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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