guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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