D3 body, D1 cock
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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