Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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