its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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