My nipple is on Facebook.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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