check it out our google latitudes are spooning
another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The dick lei will go down in squad history
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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