whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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