grandma shit on top of the toilet
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is Oprah even human
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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