We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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