Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Where is the hickey?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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