your room smells of hookers.
And success
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
