Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I believe in your delicious
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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