I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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