I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
