By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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