you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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