I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Randomize
