Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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