I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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