haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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