WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
one might say we're banned from that church
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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