it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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