Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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