he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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