i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.