hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK