Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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