I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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