I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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