Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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