we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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