At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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