i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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