He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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