why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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