Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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