we're chasing vodka with high fives
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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